Even Starbucks Cash In On The Pigeon

This is an outrage.
Starbucks have decided to exploit the pigeons arse on some new instore Christmas signage.
WTF?:

We don’t even like coffee.
Mental stuff.
This was Gerald after he did some last year:

Fucking nightmare.
The smallest lick of a latte spillage and he was off his nut. For hours.
Some say he still is.